有个人爬墙出校，被校长抓到了。校长问他：“为什么不从校门走？”他说：美特斯邦威，不走寻常路。”校长又问他：这么高的墙怎么翻的过去啊？”他指了指裤子说：“李宁，一切皆有可能。”校长又问 ：翻墙是什么感觉？”他指了指鞋子说：特步，飞一般的感觉。”校长又问：“穿这么多名牌感觉如何？”（拜丽德）精彩每一天！”第二天他从正门进学校。校长问：“怎么不翻墙了？”他说：“安踏，我选择，我喜欢。”第三天他穿混混装到学校，校长说：“在学校不能穿混混装。”他说：“穿什么是什么。森马服饰。”第四天他穿背心上学，校长说：“不能穿背心上学。”他说：“男人简单就好，爱登堡服饰。”校长说：“我要记你大过！”他说：“为什么？”校长说：“动感地带，我的地盘听我的！”    

未曾清贫难成人,

未经打击老天真。

自古英雄出炼狱,

从来富贵入凡尘。

醉生梦死谁成器,

破马长枪定乾坤。

Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?
You been out ridin' fences for so long now
Oh, you're a hard one
I know that you got your reasons
These things that are pleasin' you
Can hurt you somehow

Don' you draw the queen of diamonds, boy
She'll beat you if she's able
You know the queen of heats is always your best bet

Now it seems to me, some fine things
Have been laid upon your table
But you only want the ones that you can't get

Desperado, oh, you ain't gettin' no younger
Your pain and your hunger, they're drivin' you home
And freedom, oh freedom well, that's just some people talkin'
Your prison is walking through this world all alone

Don't your feet get cold in the winter time?
The sky won't snow and the sun won't shine
It's hard to tell the night time from the day
You're loosin' all your highs and lows
Ain't it funny how the feeling goes away?

Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?
Come down from your fences, open the gate
It may be rainin', but there's a rainbow above you
You better let somebody love you, before it's too late